tucson

A metropolis in Arizona which is populated mainly by retirees, students, and people taking the long road to nowhere. General employment is limited to franchise restaurants that pay bare minimum wage. "Sites" to see include pharmacies, golf courses and tiny strip malls that were built in the last 10 years. Oh yes, there is also some pretty geography, but could be seen in the comfort of your own home - on a postcard.

1. Welcome to Tucson, AZ: The Big City with a Small Town Mentality.
by YouTellMe February 15, 2007
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A place in Arizona that serves one purpose; to educate the young people that decide to spend four years in a city 3 degrees cooler than hell. Of course, Wildcat Football is heating up!
Hey let's go watch UCLA lose in Tucson at Homecoming again.
by Popp August 11, 2007
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a term used for taking a very large bowel movement
"Hey man, i gotta take a Tucson
by Skibbles May 08, 2006
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I live in Tucson... take my advice: dont ever move there. Vacation, ok sure why not? But there is nothing to do in tucson besides school, U of A basketball games, and... well nothing.
Jimmy moved to Tucson for 2 months and he soon died of boredom... literally.
by ZMo January 15, 2005
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A good place to go to school in and thats it. If Tucson didn't have the University of Arizona it would be one of the worst cities in America.
Thank god I have the option of leaving Tucson after I graduate.
by UofA87 July 14, 2006
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wow what to say. it is too hot. very boring and bad news for us arizonans...the birth rate for mexican (beeners) passed the birth rate for anglos (white ppl). like wtf is that. if i were u and you were moving to tucson.....dont
mexicans everywhere....and all illegal...but some are cool
by hoooostein January 11, 2005
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Gross music, tight pants, stupid scene and mexicans (they make good tacos though).
We just have old tucson, pima county fair, stupid jocks (from the U of A), sluts, and la encantada.
girl: MOMMM! WHY ARE WE MOVING TO TUCSON?!
mom: BECAUSE ALL THE (HOT) SENIORS LIVE THERE (and chaunch da ho, she's bettah than fiddycent).
girl: SUH-WEET.
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