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When an individual (or several, depending on the amount of the substance) become so thoroughly stoned that they are unable to move.

Dude, look at Colin there. He is totally tombstoned. What an ass.
by Secret_Ferret June 06, 2006
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1. When you're killed

2. Put in the ground

3. What you are at the end of a match with the Undertaker.
After Undertaker's done with you, you're tombstoned!

Joe got tombstoned by gangbangers. May He Rest In Peace.

He was tombstoned at the funeral
by tombstoned July 29, 2009
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elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once
so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him
by sizzleback April 05, 2014
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Truly God's gift to the GF PW Board. PWNS JOEKILLA and Gohan4Life on dailly basis.
TombStoned > J00
by Ryan Mac September 13, 2003
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When a University of Mary Washington student smokes weed with Griffin Griffen and/or DickWeed and gets way to high.
Damn last night I was hanging out with the UMW frisbee team and got tombstoned.
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by DubzOclock March 11, 2017
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When u so high ur dead to the world. Atleast socially
dude, i didnt hear shit ya said. Im fuckin tombstoned right now
by Whyte Trash Jedi April 28, 2016
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