toosted

Toosted is a whimsical term originating from the exhilarating world of competitive marshmallow battles. It refers to the act of achieving sweet supremacy by skillfully wielding marshmallow weaponry to triumph over one's opponents

We was playing League and my boi got toosted by the ennemie jinx

toosted by smalltutzini September 26, 2023

firmly toasted 

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

firmly toasted by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015

toasted clit 

When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus

During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"

toasted clit by Clitsy Normas November 19, 2014

Tooted 

A truck or suv (usually clapped out) who’s owner could only afford to lift the front. Thus, the shitbox is given a squatting appearance. Common with ‘Lina boys

Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.

Tooted by oorahmarines April 28, 2020

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted 

When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.

1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.

Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...

Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019

Toasted Snowflake

The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique

As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.

Toasted Snowflake by Monty Burns May 7, 2020

roasted and toasted

A remark one can say after roasting someone and the individual roasted has no more comebacks.

The squad leader let down some serious roasts! That guy was roasted and toasted!

roasted and toasted by Treecko666 March 29, 2016