Toosted is a whimsical term originating from the exhilarating world of competitive marshmallow battles. It refers to the act of achieving sweet supremacy by skillfully wielding marshmallow weaponry to triumph over one's opponents
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When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
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Darrell: How come ya box only got a lift in da front? Why u runnin bald mud graps on 30 inch wheels?
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
Cleetus: Cuz I like my shit tooted. I stay stargazing. Drove my cousin Susanna around after we got done fucking last night.
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1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
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As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
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