tooding 

the practice of layering t-shirts in a graded fashion, where a long sleeve shirt acts as an undershirt for a shorter sleeved item, often providing a contrast of colour, textures and fabrics.

john said to jane, "i love your tooding today".

tooding by mosephine June 19, 2007

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

tsoding 

A based russian programmer guy who makes a stack-based programming language called Porth.

Oh dude I'm cumming, Tsoding just wrote a garbage collector in brainfuck.

tsoding by lqainx January 28, 2022

Tooting your own vuvuzela 

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

Tooting your own vuvuzela by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

Tooting 

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

Tooting by lathsc January 9, 2020

Toading 

To engage in any form of sexual deviancy solely for the gratification produced by its level of perversion

Friend 1: Did Mike tell you about how Laura forcefully ate his ass after Taco Bell last night?
Friend 2: Oof! I knew that girl was into toading!
Friend 1: Lmao facts

Toading by Spewnicorn February 6, 2019

Tooting Handshake 

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

Tooting Handshake by adamandfiona January 24, 2010