toodling

Messing around, fucking around, goofing around, not doing what you're supposed to be doing, fartin' around, aimless wander

The interns went toodling around town with the VP's credit card.

by Chizzle901 September 20, 2013

Toodling

Taking your penis out five minutes into Netflix!

Rosie came over to watch a movie, and once Jumanji came on she noticed I was toodling!

by Dizzle Daz December 6, 2020

Noodle toodling

Verb ; the act of playing with mans flaccid penis.

Even though I am an older gentlemen, I can still enjoy a good noodle toodling.

by Thepoonmaster January 26, 2021

tooling for roof

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...

Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.

by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Troodling

When an uncircumcised man wraps the hood of his uncut man meat over the hood of another man's uncut dangle. They precede to slide back and forth until ejaculation

Neil: Wow. This place is really dead tonight. There are, literally, no women here...I'm bored.
Bob: So true. Want to buy a box of cheap beer, go back to my place and do a little troodling?

by Derpydurpy May 2, 2017

Tart Toddling

The act of opening a poptart pouch and taking only one of the two poptarts leaving the second one to go stale.

I hate living at my brothers house with all the Tart Toddling that goes on!

by Dooley July 12, 2006

tooding

the practice of layering t-shirts in a graded fashion, where a long sleeve shirt acts as an undershirt for a shorter sleeved item, often providing a contrast of colour, textures and fabrics.

john said to jane, "i love your tooding today".

by mosephine June 19, 2007