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Actively searching for music of the electronic nature.
I was tooning last night and found this (insert choon)!
Tooning by Kensf September 24, 2011
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The act of boating while being on a pontoon watercraft; usually done while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
Brendan and his college buddies almost sank a boat while pontooning.
Tooning by TheShotgunStart October 26, 2020
Gooning to cartoons with your toes
I walked in on my brother Tooning to Teen Titans Go, it was the worst thing ever until I joined him
Tooning by MasterGooner February 20, 2024

Gooney Tooning

The act of pleasuring one’s self while watching cartoons such as Looney Toons.
I’m going to spend a weekend of Gooney Tooning while my lady is out of town.

tooling for roof 

Trading sexual favors for a place to live...
Avoiding the dual labels of Homelessness and Prostitution, she chose another method to pay rent by Tooling for Roof.
tooling for roof by Clifhanger April 11, 2017

Toonin Out

Verb. To distort ones face as in a cartoon to convey the funnies and the law
The men of men laughed like hyenas when they saw Melman Toonin Out
Toonin Out by BlargLord February 17, 2021

Tooting your own vuvuzela 

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.
1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
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