tonever

1. A subtle, yet sarcastic promise to do something that will most likely never happen.

2. An unspecified time in the future that will never arrive.

3. Probably never, but for some reason, you still have hope.

"Sure, I'll help you with that project tonever, just as soon as pigs start flying out of my ass."

"I can have your money for you tonever, I just gotta call my friend and then..."

"When do you think you'll get that raise?" "I don't know, probably tonever at this rate."

by Davewcmg April 10, 2009

togever

TOGETHER FOREVER

and when the last sun finally sets...when the stars and moon collide...we will be togever...for all eternity, Wilson Hua, my one true love - Alexandra Pan

by tsonga May 27, 2015

Toeverine

A person who does not cut or trim their toe nails.

When Mike took his shoes off he turned into Toeverine because his feet looked like the claws of Wolverine. Don’t let Toeverine on the couch because he will rip the new leather.

by pfrank May 11, 2009

i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life

When you generally dislike someone and wish to never encounter them again for the rest of your life.

P1: takes a steaming shit on your mattress like the worthless piece of psychotic shit they are
P2: "i generally dislike you as a person and wish to never encounter you ever again for the rest of my life"

by die you fucking brat July 16, 2020

tomever

To be asked to do something and you have no intention of doing it.

'I'll do it tomever'

'Leaving shit for tomever since '94'

by Fayector May 11, 2016

toeverbite

when your toes go over the edge of your sandals

Hey Lily, get your foot back in your shoe. You have a toeverbite!

by toetallyfeets October 6, 2020

Toeverhang

When a person's toes over hang their foot wear. (E.g, sandals, thongs, heels)

Friend: did you see Antonio's toeverhang. Disgusting

Me: Yeah he seriously needs bigger sandals

by Wtschnitzel August 19, 2021