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1. A subtle, yet sarcastic promise to do something that will most likely never happen.

2. An unspecified time in the future that will never arrive.

3. Probably never, but for some reason, you still have hope.
"Sure, I'll help you with that project tonever, just as soon as pigs start flying out of my ass."

"I can have your money for you tonever, I just gotta call my friend and then..."

"When do you think you'll get that raise?" "I don't know, probably tonever at this rate."
tonever by Davewcmg April 10, 2009
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Toeverine 

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To be asked to do something and you have no intention of doing it.
'I'll do it tomever'

'Leaving shit for tomever since '94'
tomever by Fayector May 11, 2016

toeverbite 

when your toes go over the edge of your sandals
Hey Lily, get your foot back in your shoe. You have a toeverbite!
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Toeverhang 

When a person's toes over hang their foot wear. (E.g, sandals, thongs, heels)
Friend: did you see Antonio's toeverhang. Disgusting

Me: Yeah he seriously needs bigger sandals
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toeverlap 

when a girl wears a smaller sized shoe so she can delude herself that she has smaller feet and her toes grip the front edge of the open toe shoe.
that girl is hot but she has a toeverlap
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