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A last minute plan that involves all of your friends but fails miserably due to the lack of time and thought that went into the plan.
"Mario planned for a bonfire last night, but didn't tell anyone until the last minute. It was a total tomplan."
tomplan by nightowl519 August 23, 2011
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Templan = Template + Plan
A templan is essentially a blank plan with default settings customized to meet a particular set of design needs.
Templan by hhhkkk September 14, 2021

Tompanzee 

Deluded knuckle-dragging worshipper of Tommy Robinson, an infamous gammon-herding midget whose real name is Stephen Yaxley-Lennon. Mostly middle-aged, balding lumpenproletariat men, Tompanzees can often be heard singing their hymn "Oh Tommy Tommy" to the tune of "Son of my Father", written by Giorgio Moroder and a popular hit for Chicory Tip in the UK in 1972. 'Tommy' is a man of convictions - he has them for assault, fraud and trying to enter the US illegally with someone else's passport. He is currently facing further criminal proceedings for alleged contempt of court.
If a Tompanzee's brain was made of dynamite, he wouldn't have enough to blow his nose.
Tompanzee by Gammonhunter March 9, 2019
A Templan is a detailed outline of which measurements will be taken at what times, on which material, in what manner, and by whom.
Templan should be designed in such a way that the resulting data will contain a representative sample of the parameters of interest and allow for all questions, as stated in the goals, to be answered.
Templan by Hez0000 February 5, 2022
Explore the ways to do everything: Steps to learn, Checklist to make, Tasks to do ...
Guy 1: I want to find the approach to get things done.
Guy 2: Yes, go to Templan.
Templan by balabacon February 9, 2022
Templan is amazing way to find plan to do something.
Person1: Can you show me the way to create business plan?
Person2: Oh, find in Templan, you have all you need.
Templan by azsky February 13, 2022
Discover, Share, and Create Plan.
Boost your knowledge anytime, anywhere with Templan.
Templan by ct36b February 15, 2022
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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