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Discover

A credit card which most stores within the US now accept, but usually has a tiny credit limit.

They used to be a decent credit card company with generous credit limits and various purchase protections and deals alongside its good customer service, but now that is all in the past and they are behind even Capital One.
My Discover card I had since 2018 finally went from a limit of $250 to $1000 in 2022, so I went to the audio/video store to buy an LED TV.

The store took my Discover card, but a week later I changed my mind and decided to get a refund, only for the store to tell me "that's too bad". I called up Discover and they also told me "too bad, we haven't offered refund protection since 2018".

Now there's a broken TV in my spunk dungeon.
by Leonid117 January 29, 2022
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Discover

A credit card which most stores do NOT accept. Discover usually has a high credit limit.
I went to the audio/video store to buy a plasma tv, and the store wouldn't take my Discover card.
by qbert January 25, 2004
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what does he discover during his journey
by mercedes.gordon March 6, 2019
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when someone slides their hand through someone else's butt crack and yells Discover!

(see visa)
by gruff mcgruff March 26, 2009
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Discover New York

An inescapable trap, set by the administration of St. John's University, programmed to mercilessly extract an additional $3000 from vulnerable freshmen. The entire substance of this course is common knowledge to most folk, and the few facts to be otherwise learned can be acquired with a half-hour of encyclopedia browsing.
"I was forced into taking a semester of DNY as a freshman at St. John's, and all I learned about was the Brooklyn Bridge."

"I can't believe that DNY carries as much weight as a Philosophy or Calculus course."

"Discover New York is a scam."

"My dog shits DNY."

"At least it brought up my GPA."

"As useful as dividing by 1."

"I feel bad for the professors at this university who are so degraded as to be designated instructors of DNY."
by DietSodaThirst May 8, 2008
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Discover the oyster

The act of performing oral sex on a female.
"COME ON!", Sylvia cried out. "Get down there and discover the oyster!"
by The Gay AgenDUH January 22, 2017
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Discover Card

A woman's virginity. Because like virginity no one accepts a Discover Card, unless they're desperate.
"Irita, did Junior take your discover card?"
"No, but Mikey did, he was that desperate."
by Lance Hardman December 2, 2011
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