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A person who would add a name-definition to urbandictionary to test out his theory that most of the name info on this site is baloney submitted by horny high-school kids and wankers.
" He's try adding a comment to that site to see if it is totally BS. What a total Tommer!"
Tommer by Flying squirrel #2 February 4, 2010
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A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.
Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!
Tommer by Slydog11 November 7, 2019
Related Words
Someone who gets no Bitches
Bro, look at that dude tryna smooth talk those girls! He is a total Tommer!!
Tommer by Jupadoop September 2, 2021

Tomer moment 

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid
Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...
Tomer moment by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment 

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement
Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment
Tomer moment by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Moaning Tomer 

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim
Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.
Moaning Tomer by bizzolt October 11, 2011
You think JB sings really good and looks very manly? That´s a tommyrot!
tommyrot by TessVond November 17, 2013
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
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friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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