Tomer 

Two Definitions:

The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.

The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.

I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.

TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!

Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!

As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.

Tomer by Tomer Stalker January 21, 2009

Tomer 

The coolest and hottest kid you'll ever meet in your life...

Tomer, do me!!!!!

Tomer by jessica l. p. October 16, 2008

Tomer 

complete beefsteak, buffest man in existence

tomer is such a beefsteak

Tomer by notmydogs67 June 1, 2021

Tomer 

Tomer is a tall jewfish who always wears shades to hide the fact he has no soul.

"Is that Tomer?" "Ah, it's just a toothbrush."

Tomer by attackofcomicsans December 9, 2016

Tomer 

a chill guy you watch anime with, and braid his lit hair. He'll draw you and have a photoshoot with you. He'll also learn tik tok dances with you. A cool guy to be around.

I want a tomer in my life, you know.

Tomer by eeeeeccc December 17, 2019

Tomer 

n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!

Anna: God, what a Tomer.

Tomer by harelico August 30, 2010

Tomer 

Tomer is a chill dude who watches anime while fixing his gorgeous hair. He likes basketball and thinks he's good (He carries the team). He'll take time to draw you and likes taking pictures together.

I want a tomer in my life.

Tomer by eeeeeccc December 17, 2019