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Two Definitions:

The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.

The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.
I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.

TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!

Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!

As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.
by Tomer Stalker October 10, 2008
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The coolest and hottest kid you'll ever meet in your life...
Tomer, do me!!!!!
by jessica l. p. August 27, 2008
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Tomer is a tall jewfish who always wears shades to hide the fact he has no soul.
"Is that Tomer?" "Ah, it's just a toothbrush."
by attackofcomicsans December 9, 2016
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a chill guy you watch anime with, and braid his lit hair. He'll draw you and have a photoshoot with you. He'll also learn tik tok dances with you. A cool guy to be around.
I want a tomer in my life, you know.
by eeeeeccc December 17, 2019
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n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Anna: God, what a Tomer.
by harelico August 30, 2010
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Tomer: HI my names, Tomer.
Anyone Else: Haha, Dumbass
by EzraEzra July 14, 2020
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