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a chill guy you watch anime with, and braid his lit hair. He'll draw you and have a photoshoot with you. He'll also learn tik tok dances with you. A cool guy to be around.
I want a tomer in my life, you know.
by eeeeeccc December 17, 2019
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The Under-exaggerated Definition: One of the Hottest Jews in existence. One Being near perfect to g-d.

The most accurate definition: The hottest, sexiest, perfect, intellectual, wisest of them all. One who is above the laws and the ten commandments.
I'm no tomer, but I'm not ugly.

TOMER CHRIST!!! You shot me in the foot!!!

Shut up you tomertistical bastard. You are not tomer, and will never be one!

As top models, you have to perfect yourself Tomer Status.
by Tomer Stalker October 10, 2008
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The coolest and hottest kid you'll ever meet in your life...
Tomer, do me!!!!!
by jessica l. p. August 26, 2008
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Tomer is a tall jewfish who always wears shades to hide the fact he has no soul.
"Is that Tomer?" "Ah, it's just a toothbrush."
by attackofcomicsans December 09, 2016
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Tomer is a chill dude who watches anime while fixing his gorgeous hair. He likes basketball and thinks he's good (He carries the team). He'll take time to draw you and likes taking pictures together.
by eeeeeccc December 17, 2019
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n. fr. "douche", fr. French, fr. Italian "doccia"

Someone who has surpassed the levels of jerk and asshole, however not yet reached fucker or motherfucker. Not to be confuzed with douche.
Rob:He kept hitting on my girlfriend at the party, he just wouldnt leave her alone!!
Anna: God, what a Tomer.
by harelico August 30, 2010
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