Tommer

A person who would add a name-definition to urbandictionary to test out his theory that most of the name info on this site is baloney submitted by horny high-school kids and wankers.

" He's try adding a comment to that site to see if it is totally BS. What a total Tommer!"

by Flying squirrel #2 February 4, 2010

Tommer

A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.

Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!

by Slydog11 November 7, 2019

Tommer

Someone who gets no Bitches

Bro, look at that dude tryna smooth talk those girls! He is a total Tommer!!

by Jupadoop September 2, 2021

Tomer moment

Used when someone either confused, didnt get the joke or does something stupid

Person 1 : what do you mean?

Person 2 : this is a tomer moment...

by GeneralPutte February 16, 2021

Tomer moment

When someone acts confused to an extremely obvious statement

Person 1: I need to go sleep now, see you later!
Person 2: ???
Person 1: Tomer moment

by pogge5 February 19, 2021

Moaning Tomer

When two men face opposite ends of a room and slowly back into each other until their asses lightly touch. It is imperative that no eye contact is made.

See also: Whispering Jim

Those guys totally changed the mood of the party when they decided to start a Moaning Tomer.

by bizzolt October 11, 2011

tommyrot

nonsense; utter foolishness.

You think JB sings really good and looks very manly? That´s a tommyrot!

by TessVond November 17, 2013