A person who can do something stupid beyond belief. Tommer sure are known for their outstanding ability to make the wrong decision despite its unpopularity.
Dude this kid fucked his underage girlfriend and now he’s in jail, just like where we said he’d be. What a tommer!
by Slydog11 November 07, 2019
by Slydog11 October 25, 2020
Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 18, 2021
Put superglue on your hand and start jerking off. You can only take your hand off your dick once you cum. If you can cum fast enough to remove your grip before the glue binds your hand to your dick, you have just pulled off the Speedy Gonzalez.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2019
The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.
by Slydog11 January 03, 2021
Collect 9 birth control pills, and one fake pill. Mix them all up and pick a pill. Then, let the man cum in you . If you are unlucky, you will soon be a mother.
by Slydog11 December 20, 2019
The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.
by Slydog11 June 25, 2020