Definitions by Slydog11

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.

Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.

Farrell’s Theorem by Slydog11 December 17, 2021

Hot pocket 

When you have Buffalo sauce on your hand and finger a girl without wiping the sauce off.

“That hot pocket my boyfriend gave me was painful but really sexy”

Hot pocket by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Doherty’s Law 

The opposite of Murphy’s law. Doherty’s Law states that anything that can go right will, based off of extreme luck.

That hot girl got with him!? Forget luck, he must have Doherty’s Law on his side

Doherty’s Law by Slydog11 January 3, 2021

Square Dance 

When four bisexuals have sex, alternating partners frequently to keep things spicy.

The four bisexuals were getting bored together so they decided to square dance

Square Dance by Slydog11 October 25, 2020

Spedophile 

The spedophile is an advanced form of child molester who specializes in special ed children due to their low mental state and high gullibility.

“I’d arrest that kid, but I gotta give him props: he’s a spedophile, he knows what he’s doing!”

Spedophile by Slydog11 June 24, 2020

Mind blow 

Fill your nostrils with hydrogen gas. Put a match up to your nose and watch your mind be blown.

“Gonna go out with a bang. Time for a mind blow,”

Mind blow by Slydog11 January 10, 2020

Sex flu 

The male shoots a cumshot into a girl’s nostril. This way, the girl will have a runny nose from the dripping cum and will feel like she is sick from the distance of the shot.

“Sorry I’m late I had to blow my nose after my boyfriend gave me the sex flu”

Sex flu by Slydog11 December 20, 2019