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a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!
Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"
Timmer by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011
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Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.
"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"

You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"
Timmer by HandsomeEd December 2, 2010
verb - to poop. You know...like poop.
Tiffany: Gee Miffy, you were gone for a while, did you have to timmer?

Miffy: Yeah. I so timmered.
timmer by Mighty B October 25, 2006
A blunt rolled by your friend Tim and there is next to no marijuana in it
“Hey, need some more weed for that timmer??”

“Why you rollin such a timmer bro?!”
Timmer by Ashwipe831 August 23, 2019
Timmer by Nireshire November 1, 2021

timmer-temmer 

timmer-temmer (adjective) : A behavior combining timorousness and temerity. (timorous-temerous), courage and desire combined with fear. Often seen in wild park animals used to human contact—approach and retreat. Other examples, monkeys approaching humans, small shy children wanting to take something from an adult or another child, even fish being fed by scuba divers.
The sparrows hopped timmer-temmer around our table, attentive of the stray or intentional crumb.
timmer-temmer by Pen-Dragon August 14, 2009

Being a Timmer 

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.
You're being such a Timmer.
Being a Timmer by Grace-ums April 30, 2005
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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