tollett

Not well educated, nieve, willing to learn

He is just trying just a tollett.

by Tttyt December 9, 2007

eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Hunsberger Moist Towlette

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

by Boba fette February 2, 2019

Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...

ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....

by Justbeatinchicks April 22, 2011

Russian Toilette

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

by tnear January 23, 2011

Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.

We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?

by Telephony May 14, 2015

trollette

The female counterpart of a male troll.

That trollette actually wore Amy's shirt and complained about how tight it is around the chest.

by Regola2 January 20, 2011