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Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...
ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....

National smack your tallest friend day (October 31) 

National smack your tallest friend day.
Pay back for calling you short.
National smack your tallest friend day (October 31)
*short friend*: you know what day it is.
*tall friend*: oh please no
*short friend* pay back

The Tallest Man on Earth 

Is the moniker of Swedish folk singer/songwriter Kristian Matsson. The Tallest Man on Earth is awesome. He claims to have been born in Sweden but is likely to have been born on whatever planet Bob Dylan and Nick Drake hailed from.

As of 2010 he has 2 full length albums and 2 EPs.
What is the best song ever?

King of Spain by the Tallest Man on Earth

Almighty Tallest Purple 

On Invader ZIM, one of two leaders of the Irken empire, due to their tallness compared to the rest of the Irken race. Tallest Purple can often be found on board The Massive, the Irken armada's flagship, alongside co-leader Almighty Tallest Red. Both of the Tallest are fond of snacks and store them in The Massive's fuel pods.
Tallest Purple: "Hey, I like snacks!"
Tallest Red: "He likes snacks, Zim!"
ZIM: "I know you do. I know."

Tallest Midget 

The "Tallest Midget" is when someone or something is the best at something, but that something isn't anything special. The tallest midget is the tallest one of his group - but although he is the tallest midget - he is still, at the end of the day, a midget. Also could be called the "Hottest Garbageman".
Fans of the Clemson Tigers are jubilant after their victory in the 2011 ACC Championship Game. What they fail to realize is, while they are the ACC Championship, they are still the tallest midget.
Tallest Midget by Whamdaddy September 4, 2012

National Slap Your Tallest Friend day 

National slap your tallest fried day is on November 4th .
Remember you can only slap them if they are 5 '3 or taller
Walk up to them ask if you can slap them because its "National Slap Your Tallest Friend Day", if they say no you can still slap them either way.