toffo 

Toffo is what your bum hole turns into when you get into a situation that makes you scared or worried.

Hey everyone Geoff's arse went to toffo at that last job, he shit his pants coz he's a bitch.

toffo by PC Beak December 12, 2006

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? 

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

sticky toffee 

Is a piece of shit so dense it literally feels like dropping rocks in the toilet. It leaves thick residue on ones anus which forces your butt cheeks shut

That taco just gave me the sticky toffee

sticky toffee by Double triple May 15, 2016

soft toffee 

A limp backhand

If yo pimp hand ain't strong just soft toffee dat ho!

I still can't believe you soft toffeed George's mom last night!?

soft toffee by lemony snickers February 9, 2015

Toffee Tits 

Phrase used to describe a female with deliciously looking breasts

MAN! that broad has got some fine ass toffee tits!

Toffee Tits by jimmydazzler March 8, 2011

toffee toe 

When having sex with your partner and your toe catches them up the ass and it leaves a poo mark on your toe.

Oh look I have a toffee toe. Or Damn I have a toffee toe, please pass some toilet paper.

toffee toe by Houseylady May 19, 2018

Commit a Toffuxx 

Meaning that you will start becoming extremely depressed and post depressive things online.

Dude, im gonna commit a toffuxx.

Commit a Toffuxx by Ihatelife6969 April 5, 2023