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Toffing off 

The act of masturbating to cheltenham highlights/ the boat race on BBC 1.
"Ooh, University Challenge!"
-"I need some alone time" (comences toffing off)
Toffing off by Her_Ladyship April 23, 2010
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Troffing 

To pig-out; to eat like a pig, to gorge one's self on food.
He troffed on a burger; they were troffing themselves on pie; he was a troffer because he ate like a pig; lets troff on these donuts.
Troffing by Hawgatha June 14, 2009
Slang term for the underground practice of inhaling vapor from human feces, primarily for the narcotic effect of its methanethiol gas combined with the effect of hyperventilation. The term itself comes from "turd" and "huffing" due to the rapid inhalation and exhalation from paper or plastic bags containing the fecal matter. As with glue sniffing or hallucinogenic mushroom consumption,very unpleasant symptoms are experienced prior to the high, slowing the spread of the behavior. While its high is considered uniquely euphoric, tuffing is relatively brief and those who indulge in the practice risk severe infection, irritation of eyes and mucous membranes, convulsions or in extreme cases, coma or death.
Happy as they were, Shana and John annoyed all their friends after they'd been tuffing--they smelled like Mardi-Gras bathroom.
tuffing by JustMC August 23, 2016
When an annoying individual won't stop messing around or annoying you.
Nigga quit tofing.
Tofing by Sarah Surock November 8, 2011
Short for titty fucking, used by me because I think titty fucking sounds too harsh to describe something that involves something as wonderful as breasts.
tiffing by elena April 7, 2005

Toffinator 

Someone who loves TOFF with all their heart even though she can be a goofy headass
Girl 1: have you seen toffs new post

Girl 2 : oh you mean the one that was posted 4 minutes ago that I already liked and commented on 5 times.

Girl 3 : *scoffs* you're such a toffinator
Toffinator by Supremsartorius July 28, 2018