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tofood

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu
My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.
by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003
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tofood

ToFood is a platform for travelers to meet local people for food at their homes. It is a cheaper alternative to the restaurants
Hey Im very hungry and tired after the whole day sightseeing!

Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.
by Smart Raccooon January 6, 2019
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Tfood just 6-0ed Sponker in Axe!
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tozood

to express a positive overcharge of enthusiam; to be totally stoked; to be uber-excited
That babe totally checked me out! I'm so tozood!!
by super rog September 25, 2008
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Toefood

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.
"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".
by psykobear August 1, 2018
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tofookery

a swear word for when you can't actually swear
"tofookery"
by pendulookinass January 21, 2021
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to food

verb: to eat
Jn8gamer20000 foods with you

I like to food
by anonymous February 19, 2023
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