tofood
tofood by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003
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tofood
ToFood is a platform for travelers to meet local people for food at their homes. It is a cheaper alternative to the restaurants
Hey Im very hungry and tired after the whole day sightseeing!
Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.
Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.
tofood by Smart Raccooon January 6, 2019
Tfood
The CEO of sex and funny!
Toefood
Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".
Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.
Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.
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