tofood 

phony meat products, such as artificial weenies, hamburger patties, etc., made from tofu

My cousin is a vegetarian and he eats tofood all the time.

tofood by Dick Hertz May 9, 2003

tofood 

ToFood is a platform for travelers to meet local people for food at their homes. It is a cheaper alternative to the restaurants

Hey Im very hungry and tired after the whole day sightseeing!

Wanna eat with locals? Let me check toFood.

tofood by Smart Raccooon January 6, 2019

Tfood 

The CEO of sex and funny!

Tfood just 6-0ed Sponker in Axe!

Tfood by Tfood September 27, 2021

tozood 

to express a positive overcharge of enthusiam; to be totally stoked; to be uber-excited

That babe totally checked me out! I'm so tozood!!

tozood by super rog September 25, 2008

Toefood 

Also known as Kung Tofoo, a pungent version of tofu. Usually best served to those people who complain that regular tofu is "bland", foot fetishists, or those who simply mispronounce "tofu".

Preparation:
(1) Chop up 250gsm of firm Tasmanian tofu with precision knifehand strikes into 1cm² blocks
(2) Boil tofu in tap water for 45min with two used socks (preferably freshly taken from an athlete's foot).
(3) Open windows.
(4) Leave to cool in a dark laneway for 12 hours.
(5) Remove rodents and serve toefood on a large silver platter.
(6) Add salt.

"Dad.... Can we have toefood tonight?"

"Sure kid. Take off your shoes and socks".

Toefood by psykobear August 1, 2018

tofookery

a swear word for when you can't actually swear

"tofookery"

tofookery by pendulookinass January 21, 2021

to food 

verb: to eat

Jn8gamer20000 foods with you

I like to food

to food by anonymous February 19, 2023