tobacking

The act of grinding ones genitals against an unwilling participant until orgasm.

Stacy wouldn't give it up on our date, so I tobacked her in the back seat of my car.

Mike got arrested for tobacking Jane at the park.

by metalgearkirby November 1, 2017

Tabaking

To go out murder-raping in a "Vincent Tabak" stylee, specifically with strangulation as the modus operandi.

A: "fuck this Pete, i'm bored, shall we go out tabaking?
B: "yeah, hold on, i'll get me gloves."
A: "I'll meet you in the car."

A recent Tabaking trend amongst students has dramatically decreased the female population of the student body at Bristol Uni.

"show us your tits, or I'm gonna tabak ya"

by TCgossip December 24, 2012

fast-tracking

The act of expediting one's relationship with a friend into the ultimate stage of friendship through homosexual intercourse; usually overseen by a mediator. It is typically performed by two straight men, when one of them is unable to fully understand the other, but doesn't want to wait a lifetime to become best friends with them.

Derek and Carlos were pretty decent friends, until someone told them about fast-tracking; now they're the best of friends.

by Professor Cummysocks March 17, 2017

two tracking

The secondary roads, usually on state or federal land, that take you from one county to the next, usually through wooded terrain. The back roads. Two trackin

For fun in Michigan, we go two tracking into the woods looking for deer while driving fast through the dirt roads.

by Dragonfly1620 March 30, 2015

Poon Tracking

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

by Nearchow November 23, 2011

tic tacking

The act of throwing corn kernels or corn cobs at an individual's house to cause commotion.

A bunch of us went tic tacking last night and the neighbors were pissed.

by From the 'Roi May 27, 2006

dick thwacking contest

any exchange in which opposing parties will carry out brazen competitive acts purely based on the idea that self-fulfillment will be derived from the intensity of the sound produced when they allow the underside of their dick to drop onto a cold, granite countertop (i.e. a thwack). The louder the thwack, the more intrinsically valuable that person is to the world.

Kline keeps donating money to organizations to have buildings named after himself, and Specter reacts by donating more himself, to place his name on more buildings. It's a giant-ass dick thwacking contest.

The cold war was effectively a dick thwacking contest between the US and Russia.

by big_dick_ben December 3, 2018