Definitions by TCgossip

The jfk 

A sex position where by you splatter all over her in the car while she screams and tries to get out

The jfk

A: what you in here for?
B: I got caught jfk-ing a local high school slut in a layby.
A: damn nigga, that shit is Cray cray.

The jfk by TCgossip February 29, 2016

Tabaking 

To go out murder-raping in a "Vincent Tabak" stylee, specifically with strangulation as the modus operandi.

A: "fuck this Pete, i'm bored, shall we go out tabaking?
B: "yeah, hold on, i'll get me gloves."
A: "I'll meet you in the car."

A recent Tabaking trend amongst students has dramatically decreased the female population of the student body at Bristol Uni.

"show us your tits, or I'm gonna tabak ya"

Tabaking by TCgossip December 24, 2012

Backtop 

The act of putting a laptop on your partners back and watching porn while you do her doggy style.

a: "Did you hear about kev?"
b: "no, what happened?"
a: "he backtopped michelle yesterday."
b: "hahaha, love it."

"I'm gonna backtop her"

"look at that dirty bitch, i heard she loves a backtop.

Backtop by TCgossip June 1, 2011

spunk gun 

A hypothetical gun shaped spunk container with the ability to fir jets of cum (spunk) over whoever the assailant wishes. Can cause massive facial action

you want me to shoot you in the face with my spunk gun bitch?

spunk gun by TCgossip August 4, 2007

cuntus maximus

A variation of the word cunt. Can be used when you want to sound more sophisticated when using what is arguably the most offensive term know to the language.
It makes use of sounding a bit latin, when in reality it can be deciphered as calling someone a massive cunt, big cunt, or of someone being such a cunt, that they could not be more of a cunt if they tried.

for example, " look at ian, cuntus maximus if you ask me

cuntus maximus by TCgossip August 4, 2007