Definitions by Nearchow

Hoof

The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.

Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!

Guy 2: What? How can you tell?

Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!

Hoof by Nearchow May 6, 2012

Poon Tag 

The act of gaining a sexually transmitted disease from a poon, which a bro has previously engaged in coitus with.

X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!

Y: Did you use rubber?

X: Hell no mayte!

Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!

Poon Tag by Nearchow November 24, 2011

Poon Tracking 

The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.

Yo mayte, stop poon tracking your mamma on me yeah?

Poon Tracking by Nearchow November 23, 2011

Skype Crack

The act of mooning someone when answering a skype call.

Dude, I totally skype cracked your mum last night

Skype Crack by Nearchow November 1, 2010

Douche Lemming 

Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.

He's not coming, he's being a total Douche Lemming

Douche Lemming by Nearchow October 15, 2010