Definitions by Nearchow
Hoof
The erection of the lips of a female's vagina. Often associated with camel toe and euphoric sensations in females.
Guy 1: That chicka over there digs me something bad man!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
Guy 2: What? How can you tell?
Guy 1: Dude, you can tell she's sporting a major hoof over me!
Poon Tag
The act of gaining a sexually transmitted disease from a poon, which a bro has previously engaged in coitus with.
X: Mayte, I totally banged your ex last night!
Y: Did you use rubber?
X: Hell no mayte!
Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!
Y: Did you use rubber?
X: Hell no mayte!
Y: HAH! You better get checked out, you've been totally poon tagged!
Poon Tracking
The act of seeking and tracking poon for one's bro, so the bro can engage in coitus with said poon. Poon tracking can involve gaining information, following and stalking said poon so his bro has the best chance in succeeding of getting the poon.
Poon Tracking by Nearchow November 23, 2011
Skype Crack
Skype Crack by Nearchow November 1, 2010
Douche Lemming
Someone who acts as a 'sheep' and only partakes in social gatherings or activities if everyone else or specific people also partake in the event. A conformist.
Douche Lemming by Nearchow October 15, 2010