to pand 

To mill about and do nothing for the sake of it - commonly mistaken for "lethargy" and "apathy" but is actually a mixture of both.
Also known as "apathargic"

Ed: Yo Owen, what are you up to?

Owen: Nothing much, I think I might just pand for a while.

Ed: Ah true say! "To pand" - the sweetest verb in the English dictionary! I might just join you for that!

to pand by Owen & Ed Collaboration May 12, 2006

listen to pandora and chill 

Like "watch Netflix and chill" when you don't have the Netflix app.

It's rude to watch a movie during coitous, so let's listen to pandora and chill.

listen to pandora and chill by laughing girl November 18, 2015

National take calvin to Panda Express day 

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

National take calvin to Panda Express day by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

to kill a panda 

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

to kill a panda by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

top and bottom 

Top is a giver in sex

Bottom is a reciever in sex

Linsay lohan "giiiirl im a bottom"

Justin bieber "nah im a top and bottom"

top and bottom by Awesomedude53 August 8, 2015

top and flop 

verb: when one receives fellatio, as in being topped off, then flops over to receive a back rub.

example: “gregs gf is a keeper, she gives him a top and flop every morning“

top and flop by dr.drea3000 January 16, 2019