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To mill about and do nothing for the sake of it - commonly mistaken for "lethargy" and "apathy" but is actually a mixture of both.
Also known as "apathargic"

Ed: Yo Owen, what are you up to?

Owen: Nothing much, I think I might just pand for a while.

Ed: Ah true say! "To pand" - the sweetest verb in the English dictionary! I might just join you for that!

to pand by Owen & Ed Collaboration May 12, 2006

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listen to pandora and chill

Like "watch Netflix and chill" when you don't have the Netflix app.

It's rude to watch a movie during coitous, so let's listen to pandora and chill.

listen to pandora and chill by laughing girl November 18, 2015

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National take calvin to Panda Express day

June 15 2020

Omg it’s national take calvin to Panda Express day, I should take him and buy his food! Jt

National take calvin to Panda Express day by Nejeivk June 15, 2020

to kill a panda

to take a dump

"I'm going to kill a panda", Bogdan said, and went to the restroom.

to kill a panda by Roachwriter March 19, 2015

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There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

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top and bottom

Top is a giver in sex

Bottom is a reciever in sex

Linsay lohan "giiiirl im a bottom"

Justin bieber "nah im a top and bottom"

top and bottom by Awesomedude53 August 8, 2015

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top and flop

verb: when one receives fellatio, as in being topped off, then flops over to receive a back rub.

example: “gregs gf is a keeper, she gives him a top and flop every morning“

top and flop by dr.drea3000 January 16, 2019

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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