The Johnlock Conspiracy. The idea that the popular ship Johnlock (John Watson/Sherlock Holmes) in the BBC series Sherlock will eventually become canon. Fans believe that the writers for the show already have plans to make it canon but are saving it for later in the series or will be endgame.

"you have no proof that Johnlock will become canon!"
"Have you heard of TJLC my friend?"

tjlc by DABV September 25, 2014

TJLYOM

"That's just, like, your opinion, man..."

Originated from a quote from "The Big Lebowski"

The Jesus: Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, TJLYOM

TJLYOM by K Tull December 11, 2006

tjlane

A absolutely terrible server owner and should be banished to North Korea

Damn that guy is being a tjlane

tjlane by Maxxyboi588 May 7, 2020

TJLCE

Stands for the Johnlock conspiracy explained and refers to a video series by Rebeka TJLC Explained which presents evidence for canon Johnlock.

(Friend 1): You know I ship it, but I just don't think that Johnlock could become canon.
(Friend 2): Fear not friend, allow me to introduce you to TJLCE.

TJLCE by anon1234569 December 27, 2016

tjlr

The Johnlock Refutation
Imagine the reformation, except the Catholic church is tjlc (the johnlock 'conspiracy') and tjlr is Martin Luther's 95 theses.
A bunch of people who were real sick of people claiming johnlock (from BBC's Sherlock) was canon, and set up a response acronym.

Person 1: Are you a diehard Johnlock fan?
Person 2 No, I prefer the tjlr

tjlr by WhippdCream October 9, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026