titeous

The only thing not hideous about her is her tits.

Me: Stephanie is hideous.
You: No dude! She's got a nice rack. She's titeous.

by MariaMILFendorf November 15, 2010

Titmouse

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.

Is that a titmouse?

by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017

Titmouse

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.

Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.

by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008

Rusty Titmouse

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.

Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.

by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)

I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

by Schlomo McSweenie May 18, 2006

titmouse

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.

"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."

by Matt[O] September 24, 2005

Titteous

A phrase used to denote a woman who is, mostly, tits. This term is mostly reserved for use with tits that hang excessively and in most cases swing while in motion.

Whoa? She could tuck those into her shorts! Why, that woman is titteous.

by Syeed. May 29, 2010