Skip to main content
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.

Titmouse 

Neither a tit, nor a mouse. It's a bird believe it or not.
Is that a titmouse?
Titmouse by Hastagyolol'egg November 5, 2017
Related Words

Titmouse 

Small, invisible rodent that leads what one imagines is an idyllic existence in the ample cleavage of beautiful ladies.
Gordon: I'd love to be Nigella Lawson's titmouse.
Titmouse by Citizen Sade March 14, 2008
The only thing not hideous about her is her tits.
Me: Stephanie is hideous.
You: No dude! She's got a nice rack. She's titeous.
titeous by MariaMILFendorf November 15, 2010

Rusty Titmouse 

When a man inserts his big toe into a womans anus, while sucking her tits.
Chris wanted a Rusty Titmouse from Sarah for his birthday.
Rusty Titmouse by GrandHoneybadger September 8, 2009

chasing the titmouse

trying to get a short, petite woman to be attracted to you (participial phrase)
I haven't had a drink with my friend all night; he's been busy chasing the titmouse.

titmouse 

A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.
"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."
titmouse by Matt[O] September 24, 2005
More from Urban Dictionary

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
Load more