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The main most popular Australian IRC network for tools on the internet. Most of their IRC Ops are idiots who ban every person they can find because they belive it is them who are packeting them. Now they have lost around 5000 regular users due to their banning. If you are going to try and connect to austnet make sure you have set aside a long period of time for waiting, and if you manage to connect usally the next thing you will see is yourself being disconnected by a netsplit.
"Dude, did you see that guy fall down the flight of stairs?"
"Yeah, he ate shit like austnet!"
by Matt[O] September 11, 2005
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A piece of clothing or material ie. sock, towel that is used to ejaculate into.
All the guys stole renee's school shirt and used it as a happy rag.
by Matt[O] July 3, 2005
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A show that used to be on t.v about a man named Fox Mulder who when he was 10 years old had his 8 year old sister abducted by aliens in his living room and since then he has always been trying to prove the existance of extraterrestrial life on earth and/or the universe. When the series began Agent Mulder was already in a position at the Federal Bureau of Investigation and was working in a section called the 'X-files' which investigated into the paranormal. An agent named Dana Scully was assigned to the 'X-files' along with agent Mulder to help him with his work, but at first it was thought by Agent Mulder that she was there to spy on and to debunk his work, but over time he began to trust her and they became close. The show ran for 9 seasons on t.v and was quite popular with cyberpunks and paranoid people.
"Dude, did you see the final of the X-files? I watched that show for 9 years just to find out that cigerte smoking man's name, and they didn't even tell say. What a rip-off!"
by Matt[O] September 10, 2005
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A titmouse is a very small insectivorous bird that come from the family Paridae and are only found in the northen hemisphere and Africa.
 
The name titmouse is attested from the 14th century, composed of the Old English name for the bird, mase (Proto-Germanic *maison) and tit, denoting something small. The spelling was influenced by mouse in the 16th century.
"What the hell is that on my window ledge?"
"Don't worry dude, chill, its just a titmouse."
by Matt[O] September 10, 2005
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A gatecrasher is a person or people the come to somebody's party unannounced and walk/force their way in, alot of the time if in a large group trash the persons home and steal things.
 
'Gatecrasher' though is also one of the best raves of all time with wicked laser shows.
"Yo, wanna go gatecrash that rich kids party?"
"Yeh, fo sho, we can steal us some bling bling while we there!"
 
"How good was gatecrasher man? It was way better than last years one"
"One of those lasers got me in the eye man, I can't see shit!"
by Matt[O] September 10, 2005
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A conduit is the connection between anything. i.e. electrical wire, a messenger or even the mail man. Anything that connects you to someone or something else.
"Yo man, I gotta get this cash back to my drug dealer. Which one of my bitches should be the conduit and run it back for me?"
 
Electronics teacher:'Now students the red wire in this circuit will be the conduit to the light bulb.'
by Matt[O] September 10, 2005
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