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tinkerbait 

some individual whom you do not know personally requests you as a friend on an online medium, such as facebook or myspace. you have no mutual friends and no real interest in the individual but you say "why not" and add her; later upi find yourself regretting the decision because all she does is post irrelevant things with no quality.
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tinderbating 

(v) the act of masterbating while ogling the pictures of someone who has swiped right but does not reply to your messages
-yo dude, did you hook up with that tinder chick last night?

- no breh, she refuses to reply to my messages so I just spent the night tinderbating
tinderbating by sheffblik May 6, 2014

tinkerbitch 

An overly conceited person who shouldn't be.
"Oh, my god. Mike is such a tinkerbitch."
tinkerbitch by hardxcore June 26, 2006

Thinkerbate 

To engage in deep thought by one's self.

Also see thinkerbating.
I'm not sure I can do that for you -- let me thinkerbate on it for a while
Thinkerbate by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

tigerbait 

Organized heckling used by Louisiana State University fans against rival audiences. If an LSU fan sees somebody in rival colors, they immediately point and start shouting, "TIGERBAIT!" Gradually the chant will become picked up by a small crowd, and it dies quickly. Common practice during tailgating. It's quite humiliating for the person being shouted at, and very funny if they have no idea what tigerbait is.
Auburn fans had no fucking clue what tigerbait was, so the LSU students ridiculed them tirelessly.
tigerbait by Karen (Geaux Tigers) October 23, 2005

tinkerbitch 

A completely self-centered, conceited person, whom is bitchy, but acts innocent.
Kate: Omgz, i'm like so hot..
Meg: Umn, ok?
Kate: Rofl, jealous much?
Meg: Shut up, you're such a tinkerbitch..
Kate: ..What did I do?!
tinkerbitch by Laurenn.xx August 4, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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