Definitions by Qwad35

Garglecum 

Verb (Often used in urban areas within Pennsylvania and Maryland) - To gargle or make sounds while having semen in the oral cavity, usually in preparation of spitting it out.

After Carl ejaculated into her mouth, Sarrah garglecumed and spit the semen out.

Garglecum by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

Thinkerbating 

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.

Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."

Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013