Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"
Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."
Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."
Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.
Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !
The past tense of Thinkerbate.
Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
The act of coming up with ideas in the comfort of the thinkubator. See thinkubator.
Day after day, Rhonda's team spent trying to come up with ways to advertise for Trojan condoms. Hundreds of man hours of thinkubation is what it took to satisfy the account managers.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"