Thinkerbate

To engage in deep thought by one's self.

Also see thinkerbating.

I'm not sure I can do that for you -- let me thinkerbate on it for a while

by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

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Thinkerbating

Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.

Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"

Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."

Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."

Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."

by Qwad35 December 21, 2013

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Thinkurbate

The process of masturbating before making a big decision.

I don't know whether or not I should take this job...let me thinkurbate before making the decision.

by The_Whiley_One May 5, 2015

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tinderbate

The act of masturbating to someone's tinder profile pics or moments.

"So, do you tinderbate to just girls or dudes too?"

"Nah, I'm an equal opportunist."

by devilsadvocate9 September 11, 2014

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Thinkerbating

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.

Well -- I've been thinkerbating......

by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010

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