Thinkerbate
Thinkerbate by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
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Thinkerbating
Verb - Used casually on the East coast, it refers to when someone masturbates vigorously while in deep philosophical thought. It may also be referred to as ponderbating.
Toby Lerone: "Hey, what where you doing in your room? Where you masturbating?"
Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."
Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."
Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Maya Gingerkov: "Actually, I was thinking about what I want to do with my future."
Toby Lerone: "Bro, I heard your ballsack bouncing around."
Maya Gingerkov: "Okay, you got me. I was thinkerbating."
Thinkerbating by Qwad35 December 21, 2013
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Thinkerbating
To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.
Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.
Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !
The past tense of Thinkerbate.
Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.
Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !
The past tense of Thinkerbate.
Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Thinkerbating by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
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