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Nearly get some fuck yesterday but the timers got home early from dinner
Timers by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018
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Short Timers Disease

The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.
Man does Steve has a bad case of Short Timers Disease.
Short time, Short Timer

Alt-timers disease 

Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.

We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.
Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....

"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."

yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...

ROFL....

ball timers 

when your balls get jacked up and sag a lot.
guy: dayum boi. you got some hardcore ball timers.

other guy: i know:(

turkey timers

A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
turkey timers by Farlig November 28, 2007

Hella Timers 

The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.
A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."
Hella Timers by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019
The officers of the law in disguise
A shit its them 1 timers leave the bloc.
1 timers by Ry-Dro June 17, 2006
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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