Timers
Timers by ImaWreckTangle October 9, 2018
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Short Timers Disease
The inability to care about your job or that of your co-workers when your departure from your place of employment is imminent. Symptoms include some or all of the following: coming in late; making excuses to leave early; an ever-lengthening lunch hour; cleaning your desk weeks or even months in advance of said departure; treating co-workers like crap because you are leaving and they are staying; telling everyone and anyone who does or does not care about the details or the new job.
Short Timers Disease by Fernshouse June 6, 2016
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Alt-timers disease
Taken from the word Alzheimer's disease and deliberately sounding very close to it as a joke .See alt which this definition I am using it for is when a player has more then one character on a MMORPG.
We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.
We use it to tease players that make to many characters in MMORPGS like World of Warcraft, Everquest, etc.
Hey man you know you will never get to the max level in this game if you play that many characters....
"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."
yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...
ROFL....
"I know man I love all these choices in this game...."
yea man.... he suffers from Alt-timers disease...
ROFL....
Alt-timers disease by NidgeDFX June 5, 2009
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turkey timers
A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
turkey timers by Farlig November 28, 2007
Hella Timers
The term Hella Timers is a phrase used by confused middle schoolers and high schoolers. This term is used in reference to the hourglass symbol beside their streaks. This hourglass represents that their streak is about to end. Hella Timers basically means that someone is about to lose a lot of their streaks. This term was also misunderstood by up and coming Clinton, N.C. rapper, A-Way, who mistakenly thought it was a disease.
A-Way: "Bro, I forgot to send my streaks today, I got Hella Timers."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."
Lil Davey: "Oh shoot man, lets take a pic."
Hella Timers by Yung A-Way December 13, 2019
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