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Disguise 

1. To be pretend being something/someone you don't really are.

Like when someone acts diferent to someone, but in truth you're the complete opposite.

2. To hide yourself.
Ex 1:
-Bro, why you wear this dumb disguise?
-Shut up nigga...

Ex 2: Don't think I don't see you haters, I know you all in disguise...

- Only God Can Judge Me, Tupac.
Disguise by Quik3224 April 14, 2022

disguise 

To give yourself a different appearance to hide someone's/something's identity; to conceal your identity.
I disguised myself as a bush to hide from dolan.
This clown disguise will really fool my friends!
The DEA caught me red-handed as I was disguising my marijuana as discarded tree-clippings.
Mark disguised myself as 'V' (character from V for Vendetta) with a Guy Fawkes mask and tried to be a badass; it didn't go well...
disguise by yummojammo49 October 28, 2013

Disguise 

One problem with disguises is that there are also such a thing as lookalikes. Expecting someone to stop what they're doing and make time to determine whether someone they know has disguised themself or whether they're working with a lookalike accomplice isn't a realistic expectation.
Not deceiving people is simple, just like being direct is simple. A disguise is someone trying desperately to throw someone off, if it is even them in disguise.
Disguise by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020

Disguise 

An attempt to conceal someone's identity.
If he recognised her, even with lots of difficulty, it wouldn't be much of a disguise. Being noticed or getting attention for a disguise isn't the point of having one.
Disguise by Solid Mantis January 16, 2021

Disguise Friend 

A person you dislike but pretend to be friends with so all your actual friends will still like you.
"Jane is just my disguise friend so Susan will still like me. I wish Susan would just realize that Jane's a total cunt"

Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
Disguise Shark by Buttquack October 6, 2022

dicks in disguise 

When a man pretends to be a woman.
On omegle.com

Stranger 1: M/F
Stranger 2: Dude you do know that the only females on here are dicks in disguise.
dicks in disguise by joe coronado November 26, 2013
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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