timer

A person who believes that "time" is a physical entity, in contrast to the scientifically accepted thesis that "time" is merely an abstract idea describing sequences of physical events.

"Wow, she is such a nice girl, such a pity she is a timer"

by Capitan Future March 17, 2017

Timer

A function long since lost in the world of Myspace. Many cameras come with it, though not so many are intelligent enough to use it.

Well, the timer function of this camera is sooo hard to use, so I'll liek.. go to the bathroom and take pictures of the mirror.

by NoMaD May 6, 2006

Timer

A bag of pot bought for $10. Around the amount used to roll a single blunt.

"Dude I bought a fat timer from her last night!"

by Yo Melissa Ho October 27, 2005

Timer

A fairly normal device but if used inside a bathroom, it instantly makes the user uncontrollably homophobic.

My Friend used a Timer in the restroom now he refuses to hang out with Dave.

by Big Daddy Stark April 25, 2019

Timer

Actually... Maybe add a 10 second cease and desist timer...

Hym "You know what? Timer at your discretion. The closer they get to doing anything the shorter the timer. I forgot to say 'launch' last time. But avoid people and places I like and target people who are trying to subvert my will. I really do not appreciate being made to wait like this."

by Hym Iam March 15, 2025

Old timer

Someone thats been alive for a long time

The word can be used like this "Man that old timer knows his stuff, go ask him how to do it" If you need fishing tips ask a old timer they know there stuff

by Mike May 1, 2004

Lady Timer

This simply is a tool to time your ladies. Hence Lady Timer. Can be anything from a piece of paper to your mobile phone when used to time dates.

Dude1: "Look lets steal this nerds calendar"

Dude2: "Yeah. Why the hell would he need a Lady Timer"?

by Don Frye February 3, 2010