A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
by Farlig November 7, 2007
A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
by anoldviolin July 22, 2016
When you stick your finger up her ass and she pushes it out she's not ready. But if she let's it go in she's ready to go
by Twooclocktom December 13, 2017
To be past one's prime; no longer desirable or relevant, AND be oblivious to the fact.
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
Related expressions include "His ship has sailed", "old news", "yesterday's potatoes".
"Did you hear Chevy Chase is getting a new show this fall?"
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
"No way, man... talk about a guy whose turkey timer has popped."
by AP in DC May 16, 2008