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A woman's erect nipples, either while topless, or when visible through her shirt. Each nipple sticks out in a way that resembles the thermometer that pops out on a turkey that is finished roasting.
There's no more beautiful sight than a happy pair of turkey timers.

Either it's cold in here, or the turkeys are ready.
by Farlig November 06, 2007
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A slang term for a fully charged / hard clitoris. So called because of its resemblance to the timer that pops out when a frozen turkey is finished baking.
One stroke on her turkey timer and she was gushing like Niagara Falls.
by anoldviolin July 21, 2016
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