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A rundown port town in Essex, England. Heavily polluted, high crime rate, impoverished, even chavs are scared to walk around this town at night. If for some weird reason you decide to visit this town, wear a bullet proof vest, bring a baseball bat (though a gun is much better), dont make eye contact with anyone, dont talk in a posh accent, dont look rich, dont talk in an american accent and tie your car to something with a thick chain so it doesent get stolen (you DONT want to get stranded in this town).
Tilbury, a fantastic town if; your suicidal, you like fighting, you like to get high off the fumes that hang around in the air.
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tilbury saves

something which someone saves you like a drink or some food but which is so small it’s not worth even being saved. A good example is if someone says they are going to give you some of their popcorn but all they leave you is the kernels
Can I have some of that popcorn?

Yeah, Here’s tilbury saves

You pikey, you’ve only left me the kernels
tilbury saves by Holb September 27, 2020

tilbury fuck 

when an old woman (40's - 60's) has sex with a younger man (17 - 25).
guy1: man, that woman is a milf!

guy2: uurgh! that tilbury fucker!
tilbury fuck by woodydirtygoods January 8, 2010

tilbury towners 

People who live in tilbury and look like tramps
tilbury towners by Talibad June 30, 2017

the tilbury 

A book that contains the most boring information that anyone could ever assemble.
It is the real life version of "Skynet" from Terminator. In my opinion the Tilbury well weaken free thought of our young generation and create a world of zombies.
teacher:ok class, get out your tillbury so work on some stuff that has nothing to do with chemistry.

Me: F*ck the tilbury!!!!!!!!!!!
the tilbury by Ralph's card September 30, 2007
Somebody obsessed with wheat to the point that they shoplift just to taste it.
Oh man, sometimes he's a Timbury. Why doesnt he just have some jam and stop trying to find wheatabix.
Timbury by Colin Firth April 19, 2010
A wonderful being, in the kindest of nature, and will go to lengths for those in awe of.
"oh, he's such a tidbury"
tidbury by Lienad April 19, 2007
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