Timbury 

Somebody obsessed with wheat to the point that they shoplift just to taste it.

Oh man, sometimes he's a Timbury. Why doesnt he just have some jam and stop trying to find wheatabix.

Timbury by Colin Firth April 19, 2010

tidbury

A wonderful being, in the kindest of nature, and will go to lengths for those in awe of.

"oh, he's such a tidbury"

tidbury by Lienad April 19, 2007

Timbjury 

An injury acquired while wearing Timberland boots, or "Timbs". Can be used to broadly refer to injuries attained while timbs were on the feet, or more commonly used to refer to flesh wounds from wearing Timberland boots with inadequate socks.

A: "Dude check out my ankles, these look like dog bites. But really I just wore short socks with Timbs."

B: "Wow! Talk about a timbjury."

Timbjury by KateYelkovan January 25, 2022

tisbury 

a place in wiltshire likened to mere for its unusually high number of people posessing more than 4 limbs.
being in the middle of nowhere, it is highly likely that family members mate in order to produce hideously disfigured offspring, justifying the fact that no normal town would have an estate agents named after a bicycle.

he has 3 arms...he must be from tisbury

my uncle is also my dad and brother....i was born in tisbury

tisbury by trevor55 September 11, 2006

Tilbury 

A rundown port town in Essex, England. Heavily polluted, high crime rate, impoverished, even chavs are scared to walk around this town at night. If for some weird reason you decide to visit this town, wear a bullet proof vest, bring a baseball bat (though a gun is much better), dont make eye contact with anyone, dont talk in a posh accent, dont look rich, dont talk in an american accent and tie your car to something with a thick chain so it doesent get stolen (you DONT want to get stranded in this town).

Tilbury, a fantastic town if; your suicidal, you like fighting, you like to get high off the fumes that hang around in the air.

Tilbury by they call me mr bombastic October 10, 2008

tilbury saves

something which someone saves you like a drink or some food but which is so small it’s not worth even being saved. A good example is if someone says they are going to give you some of their popcorn but all they leave you is the kernels

Can I have some of that popcorn?

Yeah, Here’s tilbury saves

You pikey, you’ve only left me the kernels

tilbury saves by Holb September 27, 2020

tilbury fuck 

when an old woman (40's - 60's) has sex with a younger man (17 - 25).

guy1: man, that woman is a milf!

guy2: uurgh! that tilbury fucker!

tilbury fuck by woodydirtygoods January 8, 2010