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Holy Tilapia 

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
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My friend is such a tilby he caught the bus naked because he forgot to get dressed
Tilby by Pizza'man April 30, 2020
A person who is intelligent, yet puts no effort into life. Usually a white Caucasian male, the Tilbunk is seemingly obese despite having a medically healthy body. He can be found in suburban areas, often outside or above chip shops.
OMG, He's such a Tilbunk!
Tilbunk by Mr Dip April 27, 2011
City in the south of the Netherlands, also (by some) known as Killburg or Chillburg. Tilburg is the sixth city of the country. It's one of the ugliest, but still a nice place to hang out because of the southern (Noord-Brabant) mentality.
I went to Tilburg this weekend. Butt-ugly place, but we had a great time.
Tilburg by Getthecool August 28, 2006
A rundown port town in Essex, England. Heavily polluted, high crime rate, impoverished, even chavs are scared to walk around this town at night. If for some weird reason you decide to visit this town, wear a bullet proof vest, bring a baseball bat (though a gun is much better), dont make eye contact with anyone, dont talk in a posh accent, dont look rich, dont talk in an american accent and tie your car to something with a thick chain so it doesent get stolen (you DONT want to get stranded in this town).
Tilbury, a fantastic town if; your suicidal, you like fighting, you like to get high off the fumes that hang around in the air.
a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).
my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.
tilapia by vdez March 14, 2011