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Holy Tilapia 

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.
Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"
Holy Tilapia by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 29, 2021
Tilani's are usually people who love being a smartass all the time, but on the overall are beautiful people with amazing souls. They are usually brunettes who are extremely intelligent. Although they can be annoyed very easily they are still the ideal bestfriend. Besides the negatives tilanis are someone you want to have ad keep in your life.
"dude did you see that chick she's such a good friend, she must be a tilani."
Verb: to tilalil is when you act nice to someone you actually really hate. Let’s be honest. We’ve all tilalilled before
‘God she’s such a bitch but she would kill me if she knew I said that. That’s why when she came over I had to tilalil. ‘

blackened talapia 

A phrase used to describe a woman's bruised vagina resulting from vigorous thrusting.
Example: Simon gave Amy a blackened talapia after an evening of pounding.
blackened talapia by Heater holder December 7, 2013

Talapiad 

A drunken mispronunciation of decapatated! Because you’re “swimming in booze”.
Ben, thank God I was wearing my seatbelt. Tony almost got talapiad!
a word that means vagina.

(tilapia reminds me of a labia, so it is now used in place of vagina).
my girl friend is having me over for tilapia tonight.

i want to eat delicious tilapia.

may i have some tilapia please.
tilapia by vdez March 14, 2011
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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