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when you wear tights and your thicc it means youre tighted
Look mom, that girl is tighted!
tighted by ZashyUD November 15, 2021

we are tighter than bark on a tree

When you are as close to something as bark on a tree. Usually used to get someone to do something.
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
When something is so tight that an 'e' is required
"Damn, you should've seen how tighte Gregory's jeans were."

"Were they really that tight?"
Tighte by Barnacles1709 August 26, 2016

Tighter than mosquito pussy 

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

Tighter than a clam with lockjaw 

This motor is locked up tighter than a clam with lockjaw

Tighter than a Cat's Ass 

"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!