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poon tightener
1. anything which tightens the vagina see kegel or kegel excercise
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
I gave her the old poon tightener and she was screemin so loud, but the ride was so slick up front and behind
poon tightener by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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