tightener
tightener by Ty Innmejunk May 31, 2009
Words you can keep
poon tightener
1. anything which tightens the vagina see kegel or kegel excercise
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
2. the act of inserting your penis into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
3. the act of inserting any object, dildo, vibrator, vegetable, etc. into a female's anus in order to tighten her vagina, poon
I gave her the old poon tightener and she was screemin so loud, but the ride was so slick up front and behind
poon tightener by Poonspert May 12, 2004
Related Words
tit tightener
Exhausted after a long day at work, Kerri was keen to relax & started by removing her tit tightener.
tit tightener by OzJoey February 22, 2023
we are tighter than bark on a tree
Girl: wanna go on a date
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
Boy: Why should I?
Girl: Because we are tighter than bark on a tree.
Boy: oh okay
we are tighter than bark on a tree by Gninja237 June 18, 2017
Tighter than mosquito pussy
This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.
Tighter than mosquito pussy by C'est Logique July 22, 2011
Tighter than a clam with lockjaw
Tighter than a clam with lockjaw by Gimpler June 1, 2010
Tighter than a Cat's Ass
"Due to the visit of a foreign dignitary, the police had the city locked down tighter than a Cat's ass!
Tighter than a Cat's Ass by Mr. Jameson September 14, 2010
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dirrty
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2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!