tightey-whiteys
tightey-whiteys by kenyon December 12, 2003
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tightey-whiteys by lauren August 31, 2003
tightey-whiteys
The terrible default men's underwear bestowed from boyhood; generally bearing illustrations of Spiderman, Skeletor, Power Rangers, and the like, when first introduced, but eventually losing their distinct markings, prior to adolescence, in favor of brownish/reddish/yellowish stains fore and aft.
tightey-whiteys by plasticman June 9, 2004
tightey-whiteys
The underpants of choice for those men who's testicles start to "hang low". Men's equivalent to a bra to keep saggy body parts in place. Fights gravity for older men.
"Once he's done fathering your children, get those puppies into some tightey-whiteys. Ive seen men with testicles that hang down to their knees!"
Quote from a retired nurse
Quote from a retired nurse
tightey-whiteys by Atulia Greene January 9, 2007
tighty whiteys
Tight white briefs that are comfortable and hold your balls and penis into a fixed position so that they don't sag.
I was changing in the locker room when the cool kids came over and pantzed me (no one usually saw because I covered it with my shirt) showing my tighty whiteys. They took me and gave me a HUGE wedgie which gave me a boner. They then pushed through the lockerroom doors and the hot girls saw my TWs. I was SO embarressed.
tighty whiteys by tighty whitie wearer August 3, 2007
tighty whiteys
The tight stlyle of underwear worn by cool kids. They come in many different patterns and colors. It is tight because they have elastic around the legholes and waistband. Unfortunately they are more embarrasing to be seen in public with because they dont have extensions down the legs, it just stops at the top. The people who wear them, such as myself, are the usual targets for wedgies, which is where one of more people take the back of someones tighty whiteys and pull up as hard as they can. Sometimes over the head, or sometimes they get hung on something. Tighty Whiteys are cool.
I am 13 and I was getting changed for gym. When i took off my shirt I got pantsed and I was standing there in these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they took me outside and pushed me into the girls locker room. Then when the girls got in they gave me a huge hanging wedgie inbetween the lockers. How they did this was they went inbetween a row of lockers took the front of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on one side of the row, then they took the back of my undees and hooked it onto a top locker on the other side of the row. So I was suspended about 3 feet in the air by these dinosaur tighty whiteys. Then they left me there for the rest of the gym class, and when they got back they still wouldnt let me down for another fifteen minutes. Eventally the janitor came in and let me down. Then I had to walk across the school in these dinosaur tighty whiteys to the office to call my mom and tell her to bring me some clothes.
tighty whiteys by elmer the great January 31, 2007
Tighty Whiteys
A Comfertable Yet Embarrising type of underwear to buy and wear, though I wear Them, they're the best underwear ever.
As I Got Dress For Gym, Some Kid Cme Up To Me And Pantsed Me, Showing My Tighty Whiteys, And Just After That I Was Given An Enoumous Hanging Wedgie And Wouldn't Be Let Down!, Then, As They Pulled Down On My Briefs, Tey Started To Rip Sorta Come Off, Then, It Happend, They Ripped Off Exposing My Penis To Everyone, Luckily, I Was Near The Restroom, So I Was Hiding There Nearly The Whole Day! Afterwords I Was Able To Get My Pants On And get Home, A Misrable Day Indeed.
Tighty Whiteys by Echo-Man01 March 29, 2009