tifting

the act of titty fucking a girl and tickling her taint at the same time

So I found out last night that one has to be very flexible when tifting.

by tift March 24, 2009

Tilting

When you make a mistake and then become so frustrated that you continue to make more mistakes.

I was learning to drive yesterday, and was tilting. So I had a break to relax, for a moment, then continued the lesson.

by J.T.W. January 7, 2017

Tilting

When your so pissed off from losing multiple amount of games that you play worse and worse till your so pissed you begin leaning over your keyboard screaming over every little mistake you make and complaining about gaming imbalances

(Common in Starcraft II)

"Why is johnny screaming at his computer"

"He lost a few games of Starcraft II, I think he is Tilting"

by Lashley1337 April 8, 2012

Tilting the blinds

Reminiscing about negative events of the past that you are unable or unwilling to let go of. Get over it.

On the animated show "The Simpsons", Principal Skinner always reflected on difficult memories by tilting the blinds in his office as he spoke of them.

by Neo Q Bahamut July 15, 2010

Tilting at Windmills

an English idiom which means attacking imaginary enemies, or fighting unwinnable or futile battles.

Father and daughter arguing over getting married.

Dad - "I won't allow it, do you get me?"

Daughter - "You're tilting at windmills, Phil."

by freund April 13, 2010

cartridge tilting

When you pull up on a N64 cartridge while playing without pulling it too much is cartridge tilting. Many things can happen. Note: It can be done by an emulator by loading a game you wont tilt, then load a game you do want to tilt. Same shit will happen. Sometimes, it will crash.
For example:

The sound will become staticy.

Glitch-like things will happen.

When cartridge tilting Goldeneye, the characters will turn into turning human balls (well not exactly).

When you cartridge tilt Yoshi Story in the beginning, the letters will change weirdly, and their eyes sometimes look like they're hypnotized.

by themuffinking December 31, 2008

titting about

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".

"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."

by Fuqmin April 28, 2014