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(verb) The act of staring blankly into a woman's chest
(Guy 1) dude are you okay?

(guy 2) go away bro i'm Titting
Titting by Dato333 June 5, 2009
Words you can keep
to brush ones tits into someone in an attempt at seducation and or manipulation
That slapper was titting my husband all day at work, and then had the nerve to ask me to go to the gym with her after!
titting by Bernie Brien September 12, 2005

titting about 

Messing around, not getting anything done. Typically used in place of "procrastinating".
"I haven't got anything to do today. I guess I'll just be titting about on the Internet."

"Quit titting about and get some fucking work done."
titting about by Fuqmin April 28, 2014

titting around 

generally wasting time, but not a very strong phrase.
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting around
Stop titting
Titting around.
titting around by Whapcapn January 23, 2006

Titting-off 

Bringing to effect maximal sexual arousal in oneself or a partner by the vigorous manual manipulation of the nipples either through direct contact or through clothing.
"I'm pretty sure one of those girls we rode past was titting-off the other one, Steve. They looked pretty guilty."
Titting-off by Surly Dave February 6, 2021

titting arsemonkeys 

The art of expressing the upmost rage or anger
*Stubs his toe* 'Titting arsemonkeys! My toe'

Titting Around 

"All these bitches keep titting around"
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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