tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

by geirb March 29, 2008

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".

Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"

by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023

pistol toting

When you’re waving your guns in the air without care or caring if anyone is looking at you.

“Pistol toting and this glock do got a kit.”

by Purpbreezy June 15, 2018

Tooting your own vuvuzela

Used in the same way as 'tooting your own horn', except in this instance it doesn't make you look good. Tooting your own vuvuzela results in making yourself look annoying.

1. She tried to toot her own horn about how much she reads, but ended up tooting her own vuvuzela when she revealed she was reading Twilight!

2. Don't be caught tooting your own vuvuzela lest you appear douche-y

by KitsuneAdrienne July 9, 2010

Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 9, 2020

toating

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012