thumbdick

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–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.

ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.

thumbdick by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008

Words you can keep

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Word of the Day on September 23, 2021

Related Words

thumbdick • Thumb Duck • Thumb licker • Thumbtack • thugdick • thumbfuck • thumblock • trumdickle • thumbback • thumbcock

Trumpdick

The orange cheese dusted penis after a long vigorous cheeto induced masturbation session.

My wife came home and caught me with trumpdick, and all of the kid's cheetos missing

Trumpdick by Chestercheeto69 April 19, 2018

thumbfucked

To get a thumbs down vote on urban dictionary.

Someone just thumbfucked me on urban dictionary.

thumbfucked by jpg3 July 17, 2011

Thumbtack

Some one who lies about everything and exaggerates the truth.

Zack Langford just told me that he had a threesome what a thumbtack

Thumbtack by Zachethethumbtack October 9, 2011

Flaming Thumbtack

a synonym for the NFL Team, the Tennessee Titans. This is due to the fact that their logo bears an uncanny resemblance to a flaming thumbtack. Brought to the mainstream by Gregg Easterbrook, of Tuesday Morning Quarterback fame.

"The Flaming Thumbtacks are gonna go all the way this year with Vince Young leading the way!"

Flaming Thumbtack by bizell May 27, 2008

Lil Thumbtack

the best soundcloud rapper of our generation who deserves 6 grammy awards this instant.

Me: Have you ever listened to lil thumbtack??
Person: OMG!! I love lil thumbtack i wish he was my husband!

Lil Thumbtack by jacobdavis337 July 11, 2018

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026