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Thumbsucker

An adult who whines about very trivial things. Making them appear childish.
A woman sitting at a traffic light, behind a car displaying a non-Christian Evolve Fish emblem, yelled unchristian obscenities to the driver.
The passenger in the car next to her rolled down his window, and calmly asked? "Do you realize how childish your behaving?"
At this she screamed more angry obscenities.
The passenger calmly waited for her to calm down, and as if speaking to a child, said. "Where's your mommy? Thumbsucker."
Thumbsucker by Chat Noir May 24, 2008

thumbfuck 

to insert ones thumb into the anal or vaginal orfice.
i said "thumbfuck", you dumbfuck!

thumbfucking my phone 

I mean, I like the girl, but she's always got me thumbfucking my phone.
thumbfucking my phone by Jan Warren February 5, 2008

thumbtacked 

BEING HIGH FROM THE CONTACT OF SMOKING WEED IN A CAR WITH THE WINDOWS ROLLED UP.

HAVING A SHARP MINDSTATE.
LETS POST UP AND GET THUMBTACKED IN MY CAR.

IM POSTING IN THE CAR SMOKING GETTING THUMBTACKED.
BOY YOU SHARP IS A THUMBTACK.

YOUR IN THE CAR GETTING THUMBTACKED LIKE RAPPER FILTH RICH.

BOY
thumbtacked by FILTH RICH September 14, 2015

Thumbsucker

Donald Trump is a thumbsucker.
Thumbsucker by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017

Thumb-Fucked 

To be rejected, denied, passed upon and/or otherwise dissed by someone via a text message or an email sent by a mobile device such as an I-phone or Blackberry.
1.) "Dammit. I just got thumb-fucked by the studio executive. He just texted me that they were passing on my script."
Thumb-Fucked by #1Rusheen December 23, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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