Definitions by PalePumpkinHead

thumbdick 

–noun (offensive)

1. a person with a penis the size of a thumb.
2. a stupid, irritating, jackass.

ftballrulz: WAna cyber ?
PalePumpkinHead: This is your mother, thumbdick.
ftballrulz: u r a bull dyke.

thumbdick by PalePumpkinHead December 15, 2008

Sharked 

-v. (past tense)

To get your underwear pulled down in public by a stranger.

Ex 1. That guy just sharked the girl at the drink machine.

Ex 2. Don't go to Japan. My mom got sharked 3 times while she was over there.

Sharked by PalePumpkinHead March 31, 2008

Faily 

–adj. (offensive)

Full of fail.

Trish: Pam and I are the only ones that remembered what to bring to the party.
Pam: Dale forgot the forks.
Dale: No one wants your faily cake anyway.

Faily by PalePumpkinHead February 14, 2008

lsr 

–noun (offensive)

Chatspeak for loser.

PEteWeNtZqrl: hay every 1
PalePumpkinHead: He prefers guys.
PEteWeNtZqrl: watev u lsr

lsr by PalePumpkinHead March 22, 2007